Post V-day Special News Edition
Valentine gifts
why is there so much love around us?
For eg: The Israeli government wants to indirectly assure the US Govt that they are not cheating on them by sleeping with the palestinians. To communicate this they pick this very special day to make the headlines in the NY Times every year...
Don't believe me? check this out...
Feb. 14, 2006 — The United States and Israel are discussing ways to destabilize the Palestinian government so that newly elected Hamas officials will fail and elections will be called again, according to Israeli officials and Western diplomats. NY Times
Feb. 14, 2005 - Abbas Declares War with Israel Effectively Over
“the new Palestinian leader, Mamoud Abbas, said in an interview this weekend that the war with the Israelis is effectively over and that the Israeli Prime Minister, Ariel Sharon, is speaking ''a different language'' to the Palestinians. Mr. Sharon's commitment to withdraw from Gaza and dismantle all Israeli settlements...”NY Times
Feb. 14, 2004 - Israeli forces shot and killed a Palestinian man during a raid before dawn on Friday in the northern West Bank, Israeli and Palestinian officials said. An Israeli security official said soldiers were searching for a suspected car bomb in Qabatia, near Jenin, when they heard gunshots. The official said...NY Times
Want to be a figure skater? First be a communist
That’s what the figure skating coaches say these days. The Russian dominance in figure skating is insurmountable. They have amassed 12 Olympic gold medals in figure skating in the last 12 Olympics. We still have to be appreciative of the Chinese especially the Zhang/Zhang couple who went on to win the silver medal after the brutal fall of the lady and the second Chinese team which went on to grab the bronze medal after the man tore his Achilles tendon in the last Olympic.
Oh wait a minute..I am sorry I forgot to mention the Indians in the Olympics, we love to eat roti and daal while watching it.
NASCAR story
Forty years after the civil rights movement in America, NASCAR "proudly" wants to give more opportunity to minorities and improve racial diversity within their organization. (Wah, Kya bath hai yaar). They are also planning to put minorities on a separate “technical orientation program”. I call it the “we need more car mechanics program”.
The D
I travelled to Detroit last weekend. Contrary to popular beliefs, I have always loved the city. "The D", they refer to, bears such a rich history that goes back all the way to the industrial revolution. The change in the city post super bowl 2006 is conspicuous, and definitely for the better. I am glad that this was a step to revival. New roads and footpaths have been paved across downtown from the GM headquarters to the Tigers stadium. The streets are a whole lot cleaner than what they used to be. Campus Martius, the open air ice skating rink, was bustling with kids and families. One could see Indians and whites walking on the roads with their families..without even pissing in their pants..I am not kidding!
I paid a visit to one of my favorite exhibits, the Diego Rivera mural, at the Detroit Institute of Arts. Again, this is one of Detroit’s greatest treasures and I am glad they are doing a lot of work to preserve art. But I didn’t quite understand one aspect about the museum and that was the extra security in the European and contemporary American Art section when compared to no security in the African, South American East Asian or Middle Eastern art sections. Then the whole "pissing in the pants" story made a lot more sense to me.
Dick
Ever wondered if Cheney had a better job to do than be the Vice-President. OOOYeh, shooting old republicans after getting drunk with a beer. Btw, what the hell is a beer? It could have been a six-pack of beer ,a 40oz beer, a carton of beer, does he think he's really that smart? But here is an interesting article that I came across which might clear some confusion.
DECEMBER 18, 2003 “Dick Cheney is under fire for shooting birds. The Vice President has come under attack from an animal rights group for participating in a “canned hunt” in which he reportedly killed pheasants that were released for the purpose of being shot by hunters.” MSNBC
Gotcha! So thats why he didn't shoot birds this time.
***Latest News!!*** An entire cavalry is trying to stop the vice-president from going on a rampage in his horse this morning after hearing a gun shot at his house. Somebody stop him please!!
More Love
The White House is wondering why this petty issue (dick shoot) has become such a big deal in the U.S. More rightly so, after all, they have had 40 yrs of experience from Vietnam, Sudan, Afghanistan, etc and abuses in Abu Gharib and Guantanamo bay.
"Some" might retaliate back saying "Bush is keeping us americans safe. His foreign and domestic policies are unprecedented"
Hmm.. This report was written by a Republican-dominated special House committee and obtained Tuesday night (2/14/2006) by The Associated Press.
"The failure of initiative cost lives, prolonged suffering, and left all Americans justifiably concerned our government is no better prepared to protect its people than it was before 9/11, even if we are. Passivity did the most damage." concluded the report
New Photos
Apparently the US criticized and blasted an Australian TV network for publishing the Abu Gharib photos. They feel its going to only inflame violence in the world. I wonder where the concept of the "freedom of the press" was forgotten this time since its so inbuilt in their "culture". Two weeks ago they were talking about the freedom of speech wrt the cartoons of the prophet.
For those who think they are "man-lee"
Last but not nearly the least for V-day special. There is not one person in the world who knows what the average penis size is. Even some of the greatest sex researchers like Kinsey, Schonfeld and Bebe in the 1940’s after sampling nearly 18,000 men with anonymous questionnaires and interviews couldn’t come up with a definite answer.
Here is an article that might provide you with some insight:
“But in case you're still wondering, here is what we know: When self-measured, the median length of a stretched flaccid penis is about 5.1 inches. For an erect penis, most studies come in at 5.5 to 6 inches. The average flaccid penis is in the 3.5- to 4-inch range. If someone else is doing the measuring, well, the numbers come out lower."
But go ahead, add a little extra. After all, it's Valentine's Day!
why is there so much love around us?
For eg: The Israeli government wants to indirectly assure the US Govt that they are not cheating on them by sleeping with the palestinians. To communicate this they pick this very special day to make the headlines in the NY Times every year...
Don't believe me? check this out...
Feb. 14, 2006 — The United States and Israel are discussing ways to destabilize the Palestinian government so that newly elected Hamas officials will fail and elections will be called again, according to Israeli officials and Western diplomats. NY Times
Feb. 14, 2005 - Abbas Declares War with Israel Effectively Over
“the new Palestinian leader, Mamoud Abbas, said in an interview this weekend that the war with the Israelis is effectively over and that the Israeli Prime Minister, Ariel Sharon, is speaking ''a different language'' to the Palestinians. Mr. Sharon's commitment to withdraw from Gaza and dismantle all Israeli settlements...”NY Times
Feb. 14, 2004 - Israeli forces shot and killed a Palestinian man during a raid before dawn on Friday in the northern West Bank, Israeli and Palestinian officials said. An Israeli security official said soldiers were searching for a suspected car bomb in Qabatia, near Jenin, when they heard gunshots. The official said...NY Times
Want to be a figure skater? First be a communist
That’s what the figure skating coaches say these days. The Russian dominance in figure skating is insurmountable. They have amassed 12 Olympic gold medals in figure skating in the last 12 Olympics. We still have to be appreciative of the Chinese especially the Zhang/Zhang couple who went on to win the silver medal after the brutal fall of the lady and the second Chinese team which went on to grab the bronze medal after the man tore his Achilles tendon in the last Olympic.
Oh wait a minute..I am sorry I forgot to mention the Indians in the Olympics, we love to eat roti and daal while watching it.
NASCAR story
Forty years after the civil rights movement in America, NASCAR "proudly" wants to give more opportunity to minorities and improve racial diversity within their organization. (Wah, Kya bath hai yaar). They are also planning to put minorities on a separate “technical orientation program”. I call it the “we need more car mechanics program”.
The D
I travelled to Detroit last weekend. Contrary to popular beliefs, I have always loved the city. "The D", they refer to, bears such a rich history that goes back all the way to the industrial revolution. The change in the city post super bowl 2006 is conspicuous, and definitely for the better. I am glad that this was a step to revival. New roads and footpaths have been paved across downtown from the GM headquarters to the Tigers stadium. The streets are a whole lot cleaner than what they used to be. Campus Martius, the open air ice skating rink, was bustling with kids and families. One could see Indians and whites walking on the roads with their families..without even pissing in their pants..I am not kidding!
I paid a visit to one of my favorite exhibits, the Diego Rivera mural, at the Detroit Institute of Arts. Again, this is one of Detroit’s greatest treasures and I am glad they are doing a lot of work to preserve art. But I didn’t quite understand one aspect about the museum and that was the extra security in the European and contemporary American Art section when compared to no security in the African, South American East Asian or Middle Eastern art sections. Then the whole "pissing in the pants" story made a lot more sense to me.
Dick
Ever wondered if Cheney had a better job to do than be the Vice-President. OOOYeh, shooting old republicans after getting drunk with a beer. Btw, what the hell is a beer? It could have been a six-pack of beer ,a 40oz beer, a carton of beer, does he think he's really that smart? But here is an interesting article that I came across which might clear some confusion.
DECEMBER 18, 2003 “Dick Cheney is under fire for shooting birds. The Vice President has come under attack from an animal rights group for participating in a “canned hunt” in which he reportedly killed pheasants that were released for the purpose of being shot by hunters.” MSNBC
Gotcha! So thats why he didn't shoot birds this time.
***Latest News!!*** An entire cavalry is trying to stop the vice-president from going on a rampage in his horse this morning after hearing a gun shot at his house. Somebody stop him please!!
More Love
The White House is wondering why this petty issue (dick shoot) has become such a big deal in the U.S. More rightly so, after all, they have had 40 yrs of experience from Vietnam, Sudan, Afghanistan, etc and abuses in Abu Gharib and Guantanamo bay.
"Some" might retaliate back saying "Bush is keeping us americans safe. His foreign and domestic policies are unprecedented"
Hmm.. This report was written by a Republican-dominated special House committee and obtained Tuesday night (2/14/2006) by The Associated Press.
"The failure of initiative cost lives, prolonged suffering, and left all Americans justifiably concerned our government is no better prepared to protect its people than it was before 9/11, even if we are. Passivity did the most damage." concluded the report
New Photos
Apparently the US criticized and blasted an Australian TV network for publishing the Abu Gharib photos. They feel its going to only inflame violence in the world. I wonder where the concept of the "freedom of the press" was forgotten this time since its so inbuilt in their "culture". Two weeks ago they were talking about the freedom of speech wrt the cartoons of the prophet.
For those who think they are "man-lee"
Last but not nearly the least for V-day special. There is not one person in the world who knows what the average penis size is. Even some of the greatest sex researchers like Kinsey, Schonfeld and Bebe in the 1940’s after sampling nearly 18,000 men with anonymous questionnaires and interviews couldn’t come up with a definite answer.
Here is an article that might provide you with some insight:
“But in case you're still wondering, here is what we know: When self-measured, the median length of a stretched flaccid penis is about 5.1 inches. For an erect penis, most studies come in at 5.5 to 6 inches. The average flaccid penis is in the 3.5- to 4-inch range. If someone else is doing the measuring, well, the numbers come out lower."
But go ahead, add a little extra. After all, it's Valentine's Day!
posted by Mt. Heaven at 3:04 PM
3 Comments:
dude what happened? no posts of late?
mama,
waiting for your next post! what happenned?
Just no motivation machaan. You will see some coming soon.
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